http://www.drewmind.com Newest Post... en-uk Tue, 14 July 2009 http://www.drewmind.com In April, Kristin and I celebrated our 5th anniversary. Well, I say 4th because every guy knows that you're not officially dating until your girlfriend injures you and you don't get mad. For me, it was a busted lip. Either way, we both knew it was a momentous occasion. She felt it was a testament of the commitment we have to each other and I felt it was a miracle - she wasn't in prison, and I was still alive. Mon, 19 May 2009 http://www.drewmind.com Electrical tape. Check. Scotch tape. Check. Foil. Check. Looking at this list, one would think I was building a 6thgrade science fair project. But these things were needed to maintain the remote control in the Davis household. When my brother and I were watching TV, there were two rules: Rule #1: You could watch whatever you want if you had the remote. Rule #2: The remote could not be seized by brute force out of the other's hand, but only by a skillful, stealthy grab. Tue, 24 March 2009 http://www.drewmind.com With his head slightly bowed, he looked up at me like an old man peering over his glasses. "Ahh. Excuse Me?" "Yes?" But I had already known before I asked. His bed wasn't fluffed enough. So I get up, flip, rotate, smooth out, flap, and gently place down his bed. He walks over to it, inspecting the job I've done, looking for anything that might need correcting, but it suffices for the moment. Then he decides to ruin all of the flipping, rotating, smoothing out, and flapping that I've done by walking all over it. In circles. Over. And over again. "Jerk." And that's Dozer, the prima donna pooch we rescued over 2 years ago.